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Don't kids say the funniest things??

 

This page is dedicated to bringing a smile to your face with some of those funny moments.

If you have a short and funny story to tell of your own, do share!

 

 

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I was working with a 4th grader on idioms. I explained to him what it meant to be on cloud nine.  He looked at me and said "Oh I get it."  Shortly afterwards he had a puzzled look on his face and said, "Well what does it mean when you are on cloud 10?"

 

 

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And we don't think kids know our achille's heel?
True story conversation between a friend and her four year old.

Parent: "Jackson, eat your sandwich or I'll take your toy away."
Jackson: "Mom , be nice to me or I'll take your phone away."

 

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Overheard during a classroom conversation:

 

Student Number 1: "I might be getting an iPad for Christmas."

Student Number 2: "Oh, I had one of those once, when my brother poked me in the eye with a screwdriver."

 

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The Speech Pathologist asks, "How are a chicken and a robin alike?", but the little girl stares at the picture in confusion without responding. "Do you know what a robin is?" the Speech Pathologist asks.
"Sure," the child replies. "It's when robbers come in and take all your stuff."

 

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A Resource / Inclusion Teacher working with a Fifth Grade student in a small grouping within the Language Arts class states that, "We are going to work on analogies." He asks the student, "Do you know what an analogy is?" The student replies (with a quizzical look on his face as if to say, and you don't?) "Ah....well....well... it's green an' what you slip on on the bottom of the lake."

 

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I walked in to collect a first grader for speech class when he commented, "You look just like my mom...except your face is different."

 

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A four year old little girl is helping her dad with a home project when she realizes that they need
a hook for hanging one of the materials. She says, “Dad you need a hooker. We have to go to
the hooker store”.

 

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As the speech pathologist walked past the kindergarten days before the Thanksgiving holiday she
looked in and saw a flurry of activity. One of the children spotted her and yelled, “Come on in.
We’re painting naked Americans!” (Native Americans).

 

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A very excited kindergartner arrived at school on Monday to report the family event of that
previous Sunday. “We went to Dairy Queen”, he announced. “I had an ice cream cone, my
sister had a Dilly Bar and my dad had a Peanus Buster Fartait!”

 

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A young child heard a commercial for Foster Farms Chicken, a regional brand of poultry playing
on TV. She asked her parents, “Do Foster Parents come from Foster Farms?”

 

 

 

 

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